Then look no futher!
Every one made by one of our skilled technicians. Hand picked for you depending on your precise needs and requirements. Each and every one of them has a magical speciality.
All bottles come with full instructions, including iron, salt, nails, broken glass (please take care when opening your package) and a free spade.
... magical attack.
... evil spirits.
... spells of any kind.
... any and all kind of magical nasties that want to do you harm.
Our witch bottles are your perfect magical defense.
... add a few personal items.
... and bury your with bottle away from prying eyes.
... ideally when the moon is full.
Catchy well written copy? Or usefless fluff?
V. turns her nose up when I try writing copy like this, and suggests that I moonlight writing for some of the less scrupulous websites and that the term 'useless fluff' don't cover the half of it.
My talents are wasted.
So this is a pretend demo page for Vivienne;)
There is someone who might like this kind of thing, but I along with V. burnt my bridges somewhat a few weeks back at an industry do regarding any moonlighting in that direction.
We don't actually sell witch bottles on this site or any other. You can probably buy them from e-bay, but TBH it is probably better and more effective to make your own.
And if we did, our page woudn't look like this:)
Cos. V. don't like it!