Name and excuse generators

Admittedly I wrote the excuse generators while working at the bank, but I've added the others to take my mind of working for a witch.

An IT excuse generator I used to work in the city (of London) in a financial institution laughingly called a bank (dealing in swaps etc if you must know). I used some of these:) It is amazing what you can get away with ...;)

A more general (farfetched) general excuse generator. Some of these might work with V.

A first attempt at a vampire name generator, and the reasons why these have become important to vivienne (my mentor and employer) are here.